Hahaha! Me too! Dang dude, I would use a simple animation software. There’s a bunch out there. Plus it will be a simple embed and you can add the trigger for page load as custom code. I’m sure someone has a reload snippet.
But okay, I see the graphic, and not thinking this wouldn’t be so bad. I really believe Affinity would be great for this endeavor! So you could create the svg in Affinity Designer (WHICH BY THE WAY IS THE COOLEST NEW GRAPHIC PROGRAM EVER!!) Yep, better than AI and Inkscape.
Don’t know if you’ve heard of them? But they have what are called “Personas”, basically editing feature within the program to separate tasks. This Persona called “EXPORT”. It’s so sweet. You can create slices of an image or graphic. I creates individual layers to export, and when you import they flow back together seamlessly like stitching.
Man, I think this could work! Plus using this, you can lower load size, and move them around individually, so they can have their interaction!! Hmm… I’m thinking this can work!