Custom text and icon changing by the hour


I want to add this funny feature to give an insight of what I’m doing at the time someone enters my website.

It says what day of the week is, the current time, the local weather and some action I would be doing at that time. (see examples below)

I actually have a spreadsheet in google drive where I wrote what I would be doing every hour for each day of the week.

Does anyone know how I can make this work??

If the weather feature is very difficult it can be deleted, it’s not very important.

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